Well...made it back finally! I was very sad to leave New York because it was awesome. It's got everything and then some. Let's just say the trip back was MUCH easier as I didn't take the scenic route through downtown Manhattan. So what did I learn from my trip to NYC?
1. The GPS is not always to be trusted.
2. Delaware seems to be the northeast' version of Illinois.
3. You can't pump your own gas in New Jersey...weird but nice at the same time.
4. The saying "when in Rome do as the Romans do" also applies when thrown into downtown NYC. Just make sure you have a working horn and middle finger.
5. Complimentary breakfasts are the shit.
6. If your going to pet a cops horse, be prepared for the horse to attempt to eat you.
7. Many toll booth workers apparently hate their lives.
8. There are two naked cowboys? Both quite naked, both quite awkward lol.
9. Anything can be considered a talent in the city...even dancing eggs.
10. Finding a bathroom isn't easy...in fact you may need a token to go lol. So...go whenever you find a place you deem safe and somewhat sanitary.
11. New York is awesome and I want to go back!
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